Wow, this is quite a story. Apparently, an eighth grader in Florida has been suspended for passing gas on the bus (and not at the fill up station). While it may sound like a severe punishment that required quite a bit of intestinal fortitude to pass down, anyone who's ever been trapped in a stinky school bus likely agrees with the sentence. Those of us not fortunate enough to attend private schools or have our parents drive us to school are all too familiar with the trials and tribulations of the big yellow bus.
Questions remain, however. Was the passing intentional? How was the perpetrator identified? If by sound, then are we to presume the criminal was doing this intentionally? And, perhaps, most perplexing, what if this was of the frequently encountered SBD (silent but deadly) variety? Is it too much to smell a conspiracy here? They may have fingered the wrong guy! Regardless, he should probably consider himself fortunate; after all, a similar incident last year resulted in the arrest of another Floridian.
Florida Student Suspended For Farting
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