Five Thousand Calorie Burger

Well, technically, it's only listed at 4,800 calories, but if you consider how much ketchup and mustard that baby is going to take I think you could easily get it over the 5k mark. From Michigan, a state known for both its unemployment -and- obesity, comes the monstrosity:

The 4-pound, $20 burger features five beef patties, five slices of cheese, nearly a cup of chili and liberal doses of salsa and corn chips, all on an 8-inch sesame-seed bun. That's a lot of dough!

I like a good burger as much as the next gal, but that's just disgusting. The park does mention that you can divide it up with a pizza cutter (seriously? does it come with one, or are you supposed to smuggle it past ballpark security) and share it with the fans seated next to you. Uh, no thanks. I think I'll just stick to the old hot dog and peanuts.

5,000 calorie burger