Bald Men Five Times Less Likely To Get a Date

More news out of London -- according to reports, a recent study shows that men with hair are five times more likely to get a date than their bald counterparts. The project consisted of creating two online profiles at a dating website that were precisely identical with one exception; one of the profiles sported a full head of hair, the other was completely bald.

Over the course of the several week study, researchers report that the profile of the man with hair received approximately five times as many responses as the profile of the man who was follicularly challenged.

Upon examining the study a bit more closely, however, it was learned that the project was funded by a hair restoration clinic and that this side-by-side comparison was the only information released. Given the minuscule sample size and inherent bias of the researchers, it makes sense that their findings would support hair as a significant factor in attracting the opposite sex. Unfortunately, even without this biased study, it seems patently obvious to this gal that ladies prefer hair. Sorry fellas!